unveils a new version of Android

At I/O, of course, which you may or may not be live-streaming on your desktop at work. (You are.)

FINAY!

Maybe those battery-life improvements mean you can hang on to your phone for another six months!

at’s its called?

Codename “Android ..” ffy Taffy? fesavers? llipop? , you are so predictable.

Stop the presses, here’s a first look!

This design overhaul looks…funky.

The developer preview is out…

…but not for your device. You could try side-loading it, but your phone can barely run a fully-tested version of Android. Don’t risk it!

announces the official name

llipop. Duh.

… the launch devices

uld be useful if you were going to buy a new phone. But you’re not.

… a vague update schedule

No Nexus? No prob—oh wait, I guess that is a problem.

releases the source code

Cool, only another 8 months before it comes to your device!

Eight months pass…

… everything is amazing! it…did just announce another version of Android?