When I was a kid, I used to read comic books all the time. These days, I don’t have time for that, but I still like the occasional comic strip, so I read things like Cyanide & Happiness and Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. The latest C&H strip deals with a man switching from iOS to Android, and dumping his girlfriend in the process. Not going to spoil it. Prepare to chuckle, or at least smirk.